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the-more-u-know:

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

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laugh-addict

multicolors:

thequeenofdisorder:

titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

This will forever make me happy

I need a full version of this

Drug Deal Supreme

So I came up with this idea to put drugs into stuffed animals and stuff just to be funny.
Then I actually thought about it and came up with this.
I would be a drug dealer called McDonald and if people wanted drugs they would say ‘howdy’ to me and then I would be like ‘what’s on the farm’ and they would be like ‘two pigs’ so I would give them two stuffed pigs but before I gave it to them I would make them say ‘ey ay ey ay oh’ just for the fun of it.
#bestideaevah

So what if the reason why history repeats itself sometimes is cuz the souls of the pass like come back around in line or something. Like the soul of the captain of the Titanic was the soul of the captain of the Coasta Concordia.
#trippy

thymegatampon

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E