So I came up with this idea to put drugs into stuffed animals and stuff just to be funny.
Then I actually thought about it and came up with this.
I would be a drug dealer called McDonald and if people wanted drugs they would say ‘howdy’ to me and then I would be like ‘what’s on the farm’ and they would be like ‘two pigs’ so I would give them two stuffed pigs but before I gave it to them I would make them say ‘ey ay ey ay oh’ just for the fun of it.
So I sadly found out that becoming a zoologist does not mean becoming an animal whisperer. Darn.
So what if the reason why history repeats itself sometimes is cuz the souls of the pass like come back around in line or something. Like the soul of the captain of the Titanic was the soul of the captain of the Coasta Concordia.
I think Jason Voorhees was a sex-ed teacher who took teaching abstinence to kids a few steps too far.#justsayin
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
So like what if we re-engineer Freshman Friday so it’s actually a day they can look forward to. Like instead of dunking them in deer piss why not give them some cookies to dunk into some milk or like compliment them to make their first year happy. It’ll be a blissful humor.